just when i thought i couldn’t get anymore screwed

My ass of a major professor injured himself quite badly over the weekend and will be stuck in bed for the next two months.  I never thought I would complain about him not being in the lab, but here I am doing exactly that.  Why?  Well, sure he’s a bother when he’s around and he usually ignores me anyway, but now I can’t even count on him to be there in all of his annoying glory when I actually do need him, say when I need his recharge number to order animals.  I’m so screwed.

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The patient is a 20-something-year-old MD/PhD student with a history of extensive schooling now presenting with frustration at her current lack of progress consistent with being stuck in a rut.



Sadness.  Mr. Wizard, who taught me that you can’t eat more than three or so pretzels because the salt on them dries out your mouth making it hard for you to swallow and inspired me to pursue science as a career died recently. :(


Darth Vader had borderline personality disorder.  If only he had gotten psychotherapy.


Rumor is that they’re planning to get rid of the Hummer H2 because of slow sales.  Now if only they would get rid of all Hummers.  And SUVs and big trucks.


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