stupid reason to go to medical school #219

I’ve spent quite a few posts talking about how appalling it is that stupid kids these days are deciding to pursue careers in medicine because of completely unrealistic TV shows such as the wildly popular Grey’s Anatomy and House. Well, my fears were not unfounded at all. And here’s the proof.

(1) There’s a group on Facebook called “Grey’s Anatomy made me want to become a surgeon.” And there’s 86 members.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, take a look at the group’s wall.

And Dummy Dumbette wonders why people think it’s dumb when she tells them that Grey’s Anatomy is her reason for wanting to be a surgeon? These are the people who will be our future physicians if we don’t do something about our messed up medical school admissions process now.

Or maybe you prefer Dummy Dumbette II, who surely must be planning to bring his deciding scene with him on his Ipod to show interviewers the exact moment he decided medicine was for him.

(2) Of course, there’s also a similar Facebook group with House as its theme: “House confirmed my pre-med major.”
I just can’t wait for one of these idiots to actually write this ridiculousness as their motivation for pursuing medicine in their personal statement. Better yet, I’m waiting to hear someone actually spew this crap out of their mouth at an interview. Then I’ll take extreme pleasure in crushing their idiotic dreams.

There are also similar groups on Facebook about Scrubs and Nip/Tuck, but I’m not including them here because I don’t watch them and am not at all an authority on how realistically they portray medicine. Besides, I’m sure you get my point.

Related posts:

  1. how to get into medical school: the personal statementI'll be interviewing another victim applicant soon.  And this time, they've given me someone who's less than perfect.  Mwahahaha.  They were pretty impressive until I read their personal statement.  Which was nothing more than a long and winding treatise on the state of medicine and what can be changed and how great it'll be when things do change.  So here's a tip: the personal statement is your one chance to convey your story to the admissions people, so don't waste it waxing idealistic.  Frankly, we know that it's all drivel anyway.  Who doesn't want to change medicine?  What we want to know is what you've done to prove that you're interested in medicine as something more than a large paycheck with the added bonus of instant attractiveness to the ladies.  We want to know what you've done to show that you have the potential to contribute to the attainment of the lofty ideals you're shoving down our throats.  We've been here long enough to know what those ideals are and that they're virtually unattainable.  So please don't tell us what they are without some hope that you'll somehow contribute to their attainment.  It's really annoying.  Oh, and I can't stress enough correct grammar and spelling.  And there's no better way to torpedo your personal statement in my eyes than to use contractions.  Is it really so hard to spell out the two words or have you just merely forgotten what they are?...
  2. medical student class attendance during the first two years of medical schoolIn this second study in our series of rather un-scientific studies on medical student habits, we examine medical student class attendance during the first two years of medical school. There has been anecdotal evidence of medical student attendance in class declining as medical schools adopted an attendance-not-required-except-at-certain-special-classes policy. To obtain actual data on this phenomenon, we conducted a longitudinal study of medical student class attendance habits during the first two years of medical school. Results were collected by the same carefully-placed-disguised-as-medical-students scientists as in the medical student hydration habits study. These scientists simply recorded the number of medical students attending class everyday in addition to their recordings of medical student beverage choice. These scientists followed the entering classes of 2005, 2006, and 2007 for two years to obtain the following results. Medical student attendance at class starts high at the beginning of every quarter but drops off as the quarter progresses, with the end of each quarter seeing the lowest student attendance. Fewer medical students attended class by the end of quarter six when compared to the end of quarter one. This drop-off in attendance may be explained by the fact that most medical students were freaking out and cramming for the USMLE Step 1 by the end of quarter six. Special notes: 1. There was not 100% attendance in orientation activities, showing that even at this early point, it seems that some medical students already think they are above attending hokey group activities. 2. Surprisingly, attendance was not 100%...
  3. how to get into medical school: don’t be fake during the interviewIt's as simple as that.  Don't try to BS your interviewer.  Be prepared.  Don't be flippant.  Or disengaged or otherwise look like the interviewer is wasting your time.  Because your interviewer is onto you.  Their job is to reject you, not accept you.  So don't make it any easier on them.  Please.  Because it makes them (or at least this one) feel really bad when they have to write scathing interview reports....

Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.

2 Responses to “stupid reason to go to medical school #219”

  1. 1 nosugrefneb

    Pretty ridiculous. Don’t forget though: A lot of our classmates were probably influenced heavily by ER…

  2. 2 mylifemypace

    God, I hope not. I didn’t watch enough of the show to know, but even so, I never watched it and thought to myself, “Gee, because of THIS show, I want to become a doctor.” It’s really how these kids flaunt their ignorance and how proud they are of how they reached their life-altering decision because of a stupid TV show that irks me. That, and the fact that they might just get in over someone who really took the time and did the right things to truly develop a passion for medicine because of corrupt people like my major professor helping them out.

Leave a Reply

You must login to post a comment.